Be Afraid... or Not

If you've been reading the news lately, it would seem that the world is crashing down around our heads. Or is it? Recently we heard that as much as 43% of the normal seaborne ice was unaccounted for. The cause? Global warming, of course! Or not... we now know the missing ice is due to cyclical arctic winds blowing ice in different places. Still there, doing its ice thing. Now we hear that there's going to be a Bird Flu pandemic which could kill as many as 7 million people! We have options here, natually. We can panic, write angsty music, perform random acts of vandalism, or maybe even realize that this 'news' is nothing more than fear mongering.

Stay with me, people, everything's going to be alright.