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So there was this guy and he was walking along one day and it was a really nice day and there was sun and stuff and he was walking and things were fun and he was happy and he was walking and whistling a tune and things were good and it was sunny and he was walking and he saw a ball point pen on the ground and thought 'well that's just my luck because I am in need of a ball point pen' and he was about to pick up the ball point pen on a sunny day and then the ball point pen ate him.