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Spring break is upon us; and for the third year I am not going anywhere. I got up today around noon or so and bummed about the house. That's probably how things are going to be going up until about Friday when my sister is getting married or somesuch, I'm not really sure. I think I'm a groomsman, too. I'll have to check on that.

Are you convinced about Bird Flu yet? Are you impressed that it's now called Avian Flu? Millions of southeast asian chickens are losing their lives as we speak in an effort to combat this deadly disease. I have completed the blueprints for a Bird Flu bunker beneath my house. I am also accepting donations to the building fund, and if you want safe haven when this horror hits the continent you'd better stay playing hardball with the Visa.