Midnight Snackage Action
Being the compassionate and kind-hearted guy that I am, I like to give advice. Not to show how much I know, but rather to help my friends, loved ones, and the occaisional perfect stranger along road of life. Like the poor girl who keeps smacking the volleyball straight into the net with her fist. "Just try getting your arms under the ball", I say. Throw in a smile, and it's solid gold. I've been criticized for this many times for being a know-it-all, mostly unjustly as I figure it. Hey, I'm just trying to help a brother/sister out! What's the problem?
Well here's some advice to all you night owls out there, and even the average Joe Schmoe le Go-to-bed-on-time types. Sometimes you're up around 1:30 watching movies or IMing or doing whatever it is you do, and you feel hungry. Perfectly natural. So you hit up the kitchen for something to raise your blood sugar just enough to get you through the next chick flick. At this point, it is probably not a good idea to go for the chips and salsa. Unless you want to have some major pain issues in your digestive tract after an hour or so. This is learned by experience; if you need to slam something in the middle of the night, chips and salsa is not your best bet.
Well here's some advice to all you night owls out there, and even the average Joe Schmoe le Go-to-bed-on-time types. Sometimes you're up around 1:30 watching movies or IMing or doing whatever it is you do, and you feel hungry. Perfectly natural. So you hit up the kitchen for something to raise your blood sugar just enough to get you through the next chick flick. At this point, it is probably not a good idea to go for the chips and salsa. Unless you want to have some major pain issues in your digestive tract after an hour or so. This is learned by experience; if you need to slam something in the middle of the night, chips and salsa is not your best bet.

