The Tough Questions

Answer me this. Why do guys have nipple hair? I mean, let's be honest here, folks. It just doesn't make any sense, physiologically or grammatically. If you didn't want to think about that today, try this on for size. You may notice that I've not commented at all on the Michael Jackson... thing. Well, that's for a reason. You see, I really couldn't give a crap about Michael Jackson.

As a matter of fact, when it comes to things that really matter, I would say that Wubble would have to be at the top of my list. Don't know what that is, do you? Naturally. Speaking of caribbean cruises, I really want to do one of those some day. A really long one. The one problem is my parents made me watch A Night to Remember too many times as a child and I'm simply scarred for life.