Strange Hitler Theory #1

Nate Eshelman has many funny ideas, not the least of which was his idea of how Hitler became so evil. I completely forget how it came up in the conversation, but that's usually how these things come about. Dr. Eshelman postulates that somewhere out in deep space there is a planet teeming with small, square-shaped furry brown aliens with a tendency towards despicable evilitude. A long time ago our planet was visited by one of these little monsters. It attached itself to the lip of a poor Austrian artist and wanna-be politician, took over his body, and the rest is history.

Who is John Edwards? And while we're on the subject, who is John Kerry? Never heard of either of those guys before this year. Why doesn't the DNC just nominate Cheech & Chong for President and VP? They're at least famous. And from what I hear they probably would be more capable in office.